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Post by unwritten on Apr 14, 2010 21:50:46 GMT -5
^Lol
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
Twilight, it has ruined a lovelife, maybe even more.
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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 14, 2010 21:58:48 GMT -5
@hope: o3o
Today, I was on Facebook when I decided to change the language on my facebook to English (UK). After I changed it everything was British when I read it. I realized 5 minutes later nothing had changed except in my mind I was reading everything with a British accent. MLIA.
Today, I was eating fruit-flavored Veggie Tale snacks. I laughed at the irony. MLIA
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Post by Cornchip on Apr 14, 2010 22:02:20 GMT -5
Today, I died from not passing on a chain mail. This is the 117th time this has happened. MLIA.
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Post by unwritten on Apr 14, 2010 22:05:12 GMT -5
LOL. xD Today a group of girlfriends in Target decided to pretend they were mannequins. One of the girls who works in the clothing department is my best friend - her and I decided to pull a little joke on THEM. I went up to her holding up a shirt one of the girls was wearing, and asked if they had a size 8 out back, as there weren't any on the rack. She then informed me that most of the mannequins wear the size 8's and she'll just take it off the mannequin. She walked up to the girl/mannequin, who suddenly came to life and, mortified, screamed and bolted. Never laughed so hard MLIA
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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 14, 2010 22:06:42 GMT -5
Today I realized that the teacher on Suite Life on Deck played a stripper on How I Met Your Mother. I'm glad Disney knows where to get appropiate actors. MLIA
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Post by unwritten on Apr 14, 2010 22:12:51 GMT -5
Today, I found out that in my uncle's office, instead of calling somthing lame, they say "that's so twilight". I now have a new respect for my uncle. MLIA.
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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 14, 2010 22:13:51 GMT -5
Awhile ago, my friend got a voice transforming bullhorn. She set it to police, snuck outside, and went around the side of the house. She then said, 'Please step out of the house,' loudly. Her family came rushing out. 'Put your hands up!' she said. They all did. 'Take one step forward,' she said as she walked out, saying, 'Pay no attention to the girl with the voice transforming bullhorn.' My new best friend. ^I wanna do that so badly now
Today, I was listening to my ipod when the song "Stab My Back" by The All American Rejects came on. The next song was "These Backs Are Made for Stabbing" by Hit the Lights. I think my ipod wants to kill me. I'm scared. MLIA
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Post by unwritten on Apr 14, 2010 22:17:17 GMT -5
LOOOOL. xD
Today, I decided to sleep in, and I was having a dream that my boyfriend was texting me asking to hang out. I was just about to reply when my phone started ringing and woke me up. It was my boyfriend, calling to ask me to hang out. Clearly we've got the whole telepathic side of the relationship down. MLIA
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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 14, 2010 22:21:57 GMT -5
Yesterday, my best friend slept over with me. The next morning she showed me a video of me mumbling 'The cake is a lie. The lie is a pie. The pie is a spy. The spy is Bill Nye.' I'm not sure if I even want to know what I was dreaming about. MLIA
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Post by Cornchip on Apr 14, 2010 22:24:57 GMT -5
Today, I tried to get out of my car before opening the door. MLIA.
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Post by unwritten on Apr 14, 2010 22:25:42 GMT -5
Lol
Today, I was helping my mother make breakfast. She dropped an egg. I caught it before it hit the ground. She didn't see. I'm sad. MLIA
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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 14, 2010 22:33:40 GMT -5
Today, while being bored, I decided to translate phrases into French, then back to English. Turns out 'Give me the taco before I explode' translated this way becomes 'Give me the stuffed pancake of corn before I blow up'. I like this new way of saying taco. I shan't be bored again for a while. MLIA
Today, I went to the movies with a friend. She was feeling pretty bad that day, so I had the urge to give her a compliment out of no where. Before the previews started I loudly said, "Jessie, I think you are beautiful!" The preview then came to view, and the very first sentence that was said was, "I think not." MLIA.
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Post by unwritten on Apr 14, 2010 22:35:00 GMT -5
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my bosses office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him he had a new message. Needless to say, that leture ended quite quickly after that. MLIA
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Post by Cornchip on Apr 14, 2010 22:38:58 GMT -5
Today I wrote "Please Use Other Door" on the whiteboard of my dormroom door. An hour later my friend crawled in the window and told me my back door sucks. MLIA.
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Post by unwritten on Apr 14, 2010 22:44:49 GMT -5
Today during Biology we were learning about Genetics. My teacher decided to shorten 'The First Generation' to just,F. When she asked us to repeat what F is for my whole class bust out in unison, "F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me." She then proceeded to sing the rest of the song with us. I love that class. MLIA
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