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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 14, 2010 22:59:47 GMT -5
Today I realized what a bad analogy Taylor Swift uses in the song "Love Story". Doesn't she realize both Romeo and Juliet died? MLIA.
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Post by unwritten on Apr 14, 2010 23:04:01 GMT -5
Today, I walked into my room and noticed my hamster climbing up the side of his cage holding a piece of hay in one hand. I'm onto you, ninja hamster. MLIA
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Post by JEA12 on Apr 15, 2010 0:26:52 GMT -5
The other day, my friends and I started a new game of Legend Of Zelda, Twilight Princess. My friend couldn't think of a name to give to her horse, so I put "Yo Mama". Then while she was playing, different characters in town said things like "Dont ride Yo Mama too hard, you might hurt her." We have never laughed so hard while playing this game. MLIA
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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 15, 2010 0:34:16 GMT -5
LOL JOSH XDDDDD
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Post by JEA12 on Apr 15, 2010 0:40:45 GMT -5
XD I laughed when I saw that.
I just realized that the event I had in my Chemistry class awhile ago is a- MLIA. o3o
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Post by unwritten on Apr 15, 2010 0:48:51 GMT -5
ROFL at the Zelda one. xDD
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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 15, 2010 0:49:54 GMT -5
Yesterday afternoon, I had my earphones in on the train, however the right one is broken. I thought this was a sneaky way to listen to conversations of the people around you... that was until I heard the woman behind me telling her husband what she 'was going to do for him tonight'. I'm never listening in to another conversation again. MLIA
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Post by JEA12 on Apr 15, 2010 0:55:02 GMT -5
ROFL. XDD
Today, my friend told me he learned what an orgasm was. He said it was a cell that takes on the properties of life. That's an organism. MLIA.
-3- ^This is a facepalm.
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Post by unwritten on Apr 15, 2010 12:18:15 GMT -5
Sounds like something a smarter Tornado would do.
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Post by Admal on Apr 15, 2010 14:42:34 GMT -5
Today, I decided to walk to work for once. Today is also the day that I was attacked by bees on the way to work. FML
....why... can I see this happening to me.. o3o
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Post by unwritten on Apr 15, 2010 14:56:22 GMT -5
I dunno xD;
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Post by Admal on Apr 15, 2010 15:23:50 GMT -5
This year, all the freshmen at my school were given new MacBooks. Since I know how to work the Mac's Speech Recognition application, I programed my little brother's computer so that every time he says "This is so hard" in class, it will respond with "That's what she said". Now even his computer will have a dirty mind. MLIA
^ I Liked that one.. xD
Today, I came home from college for the first time in a few months. Apparently, I've gained so much weight, the Wii fit doesn't believe I am my own character. FML
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Post by JEA12 on Apr 15, 2010 18:56:35 GMT -5
Rofl at both of those. xDD
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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 15, 2010 19:28:06 GMT -5
I used to live across the street from this guy who wasn't very nice. My siblings and I would always look out for him when leaving the house and we just generally tried to avoid him. The other day I found that his name is actually Tom Riddle. I understand completely now. MLIA
^Best name ever? I think so.
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Post by unwritten on Apr 15, 2010 19:38:53 GMT -5
Rofl at all 3 (The ones Mal and Lexi posted)
They better run if he changes his name to Voldemort.
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