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Post by unwritten on Apr 22, 2010 19:42:10 GMT -5
So awesome. xD
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Post by JEA12 on Apr 22, 2010 19:57:28 GMT -5
LOL.
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Post by unwritten on Apr 22, 2010 20:18:40 GMT -5
Today, my power went out for a few minutes. When it came back on, I happened to be in my kitchen. As I was watching the clock on the microwave, a message came on saying, "I BRING GOOD THINGS TO LIFE!" I am not sure if I should be amazed or scared for my life. MLIA
Today, I was thinking about the show "Recess," a show I watched on the Disney Channel when I was younger. I was wondering why they never showed much of what the kids did in class. Then I remembered that the show was called "Recess".
Today my mom told me that her friends encouraged their daughters to watch twilight, because it promotes abstinence. I burst out laughing, telling my mom that it probably did, but it didn't stop girls from having sex fantasies about the characters. She couldn't call her friends to warn them fast enough. MLIA
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Post by JEA12 on Apr 22, 2010 20:21:37 GMT -5
xD Lol at all. But the Twilight one kinda gave me a bad image. ;_;
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Post by unwritten on Apr 22, 2010 20:23:13 GMT -5
Lol. P:
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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 22, 2010 23:14:49 GMT -5
Today I walked into a washroom with automatic-flush toilets. I heard the usual "whoosh" of the toilet flush in stall close to me, and then heard someone yell "WHY DOES IT ALWAYS FLUSH BEFORE I'M DONE?!" MLIA.
XDDDD
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Post by unwritten on Apr 22, 2010 23:15:33 GMT -5
XDDDDDDD
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Post by JEA12 on Apr 23, 2010 6:17:38 GMT -5
Rofl. xDDD
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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 24, 2010 13:29:09 GMT -5
Today, I decided that when I am a little old lady I'm going to get one of those electric scooters. But instead of if having a horn, I'm going to program it to play "Move Bitch" by Ludacris. MLIA
I wish I woulda thought of that o3o...
...Maybe I can program my grandma's to do that and drive it around the neighborhood since she never uses it... >3>
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Post by unwritten on Apr 24, 2010 15:13:30 GMT -5
Lol that'd be win. |3
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Post by JEA12 on Apr 24, 2010 15:28:49 GMT -5
ROFL. xD *Agrees with Hope*
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Post by unwritten on Apr 24, 2010 15:30:43 GMT -5
it's as awesome as old people on motorbikes, more or less.
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Post by JEA12 on Apr 24, 2010 18:05:06 GMT -5
That's awesome.. yet scary. o3o Old Bikers.... xD
Reminds me of the Mild Ones from Spongebob....
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Post by unwritten on Apr 24, 2010 19:32:18 GMT -5
Lol
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Post by unwritten on May 2, 2010 23:21:34 GMT -5
Double post and all, but this thread must be revived~ *o*
Today, I was chatting with complete strangers on Omegle. I didn't really know how to start talking so typed in "MARCO" when at the same point I hear my brother scream "POLO" while it got displayed at the screen at the same time; I was talking to my own brother. MLIA
Today, my math teacher told us if fewer than 25 people showed up to class, we would have an attendance quiz. Everyone was nervous, since we were not prepared to take any sort of quiz. Fewer than 25 people showed, so we were given the quiz. The questions? The same from Monty Python: What is your name, what is your quest, and what is your favorite color. Best. Quiz. Ever. MLIA
Today in English we were having a group discussion about the sybolism of flames in Moby Dick. My teacher tried to prompt us by asking "Well what do we burn?" Everybody in the room sort of mumbled "Wood" at the same time while I (being a Monty Python nerd) screamed "WITCHES!" I was right. MLIA
Today, my family got Chinese food for dinner. After we were done, I opened up my fortune cookie. It said, "The only thing we know for sure about future developments is that they will develop." Thinking it was a stupid fortune, I took another one to see if I could get a better one. The second fortune said, "Ignore previous cookie." Never doubt a fortune cookie. MLIA
Today, I recently moved into a house next to an old woman and man. The old woman always came out of the house, locked herself out and kept yelling "Open the door! Open the door! In the name of King Aurther Open the Door!" In a british accent. Curious I asked her what she was doing. She turned to me in a serious expression and said "Scaring the neighbours." I hope I'm that cool when I'm 80. MLIA
Today, I listened to a chipmunks version of one time by justin bueber. It sounded exactly like the original. MLIA
Today, i was with my boyfriend when i developed the hiccups. My hiccups are generally quite loud and annoying and my boyfriend tried his hardest to scare me and pull funny faces. After 5 minutes of constant hiccups, he screamed "I'M PREGNANT!!", causing everyone in the shop to turn round. Worked like a charm. MLIA.
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