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Post by Lexshmi on May 31, 2010 19:42:48 GMT -5
A little while back, my mother and I were on our way to Target when Bad Romance by Lady Gaga comes on. My mom proceeds to scream because she loves the song, and starts singing. The only problem? While Lady Gaga is singing "Wants your bad romance" my mother instead sings "Won't you just rub my ass". I didn't feel the need to correct her yet. MLIA
o.o...
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Post by unwritten on May 31, 2010 19:58:45 GMT -5
Wth.
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Post by Cornchip on May 31, 2010 20:04:45 GMT -5
._. Josh is gonna like that one.
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Post by unwritten on May 31, 2010 20:11:04 GMT -5
*Nods*
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Post by unwritten on Jun 13, 2010 18:52:40 GMT -5
Today I was sitting on the couch when all of a sudden my cat started making a really weird noise. I called his name over and over again, but he didn't come to me. Finally i got up a yelled "Cat! I command you!" and he scampered right in. I feel like I have powers! MLIA
Today I was fighting with my little sister, and I shouted "You're so stupid!" She responded with "Your mom is stupid!" My mom was sitting right next to us. Arguement over... MLIA
Today at school, the boy next to me told the boy behind me that he looked like Justin Beiber. The boy behind me was obviously offended and said "What? I look like a fifteen-year-old virgin with a girls haircut!?" Under his breath I heard him mumble, "Dammit, I am all those things." MLIA
Today, while doing my Geometry homework, I noticed that one of my answers was "Triangle NOM". I couldn't resist to not draw a little Pac-Man guy next to it. MLIA.
XD
I luff the 'Your mom is stupid' one the most. << >>
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Post by Lexshmi on Jun 14, 2010 17:32:53 GMT -5
Today in school, we were watching a movie in my business class. There was a scene where jamie lee curtis takes off her top. My teacher was up at the dvd player prepared to fast forward, but accidently hit pause right as you could see everything. She freaked out and frantically hit another button really fast. It was the slow motion button. MLIA.
I lol'd at this one... and my family looked at me funny o3o'' T'WAS WORTH IT.
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Post by unwritten on Jun 14, 2010 20:25:58 GMT -5
... Rofl. xD
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