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Post by Cornchip on Apr 14, 2010 20:52:52 GMT -5
YEAH SO LEXI WANTED ONE AND I MADE A FAIL ONE REAL QUICK BUT IT WORKS SO YEAH. GOGOGO.
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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 14, 2010 20:53:51 GMT -5
YAAAAAAAY.
/runs off to gather the ones I found earlier
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Post by unwritten on Apr 14, 2010 20:54:35 GMT -5
WHOO. 8U Only thing is I don't really know what they are.  ;;; [/shotforfail] |
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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 14, 2010 20:56:58 GMT -5
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Post by unwritten on Apr 14, 2010 21:01:00 GMT -5
Oh.
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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 14, 2010 21:01:35 GMT -5
Wut.
This one made me lol.
This morning, I got dressed and somehow put two belts on. I didn't realize until now when I was trying to put on a third one. MLIA
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Post by unwritten on Apr 14, 2010 21:04:46 GMT -5
Lolwut.
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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 14, 2010 21:06:37 GMT -5
"Today i found the most amazing invention ever. It is a bubble wrap popping keychian. It is a small rectangular keychain that has 8 rubbery buttons that feel almost like bubblewrap, and they emit a small "pop" when pressed, and every 100th pop emits a "silly noise" rather than a pop. This item is perfect for emergency urges to pop bubble wrap.-MLIA "
I want that keychain D<
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Post by unwritten on Apr 14, 2010 21:09:43 GMT -5
Me too! Dx
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Post by Cornchip on Apr 14, 2010 21:14:22 GMT -5
Today, I went to a restaurant that had a sign that said: 'Unattended children will be held prisoner and then sold to the circus.' I was tempted to ask my mom to leave me there. MLIA
o3o...
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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 14, 2010 21:17:38 GMT -5
Lol I just read that one, Corey. XD
Today, it has been decided that the Google vs. Yahoo debate is over. Simply type "Find Chuck Norris" into Google and then click "I'm Feeling Lucky" and you will agree. Sorry Yahoo. MLIA
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Post by unwritten on Apr 14, 2010 21:20:58 GMT -5
Lol.
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Post by Lexshmi on Apr 14, 2010 21:25:30 GMT -5
My friends and I just watched Dawn of The Dead, despite the fact that we are both pansies and can't stand horror. As we both stumbled into the kitchen, my friend's mom jumped at us from inside the pantry. My first reaction was to punch. Thankfully, her first reaction was to catch my hand. I'm still not sure which of us is more ninja. MLIA
Epic win mom.
EDIT:
Today, I was at walmart. I saw these tank tops that were so thin that you could see through them and wondered who would wear something like that. I then noticed that they were from the Miley Cyrus line. Everything makes sense now. MLIA.
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Post by unwritten on Apr 14, 2010 21:27:21 GMT -5
ROFL.
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home she thanked me over and over again and then said "thank god you have no life!" FML
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
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Post by Cornchip on Apr 14, 2010 21:49:21 GMT -5
Today, my 5 year old cousin told me that mustard makes his brain angry. MLIA
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^^b ??
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